Compatible power

I suspect something got lost in translation here, a little 5-port StarTech $15 switch with external power supply, which has been compatible in all of them so far, aslo...

Please unscrew and throw away

I wonder if this label was made by someone expecting users to be idiots or if some idiots didn't understand that they had to remove this thumbscrew before/when removing the temporary cover inside this $1500 color laser before installing toners... It could lead to some idiot looking for the tiny bin (same size as this thumbscrew) that was supposed to come with the printer, or is it really that clear? Rotate counterclockwise and pull up while pushing the bin down.

The Finest Quality Thermo Cup

I don't have a picture of the cup this was in, probably from Walmart or Unimart or something, I am sure it is the finest quality cup ever, the bottom part is a classic sample of idiot labels...

Expert Translation

You have to click on this picture to read ALL the text on this box, the original box is inset but I cut the box apart for the picture so that you dont have to turn your monitor upside down to read them both.. It is obveious that this company did a serious job getting their products marketed in english speaking countries...

Contradictory food

Okay, thisone isnt really all that stupid, but, when I first saw these things together it really didnt make any sens and pretty idiotic to me; Lean Pockets, ok, Bacon egg and Cheese? yeah right.. Ok, light cheese, that helps a lot I am sure. And then on the back it shows a guy that lost 285 pound by eating these? And each one is tiny (That's why the beer bottle is in the picture to reference the size of the pocket in front), I can eat 4 of these and still not be all that full... So, well, it boils down to that slimmed guy didnt eat just this kind, and they really dont contain much bacon at all (any????) and they tast like crap, so its just like bad lean food should be I guess...

William Gates definition of trust

Got thisone myself with Windows XP SP2 and Mediaplayer 10, it had some MusicMatch stuff set up or whatever, and it looks like Bill Gates thinks that opening a trusted page is a big security risk?